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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

lame jokes

my mom can't stand being around me n daddy sometimes..

take the dinner just now for example:
we were having dinner and mommy is very full. she burps.
note: italics are translations

mom: *burps* wo hen bao ah (i'm so full)

dad: ge2 kong1 da3 niu2 ah? (it's an idiom. direct translation: hitting the cow through the air)

me: da dao ni ah? (did it hit you?)

*me n dad starts laughing with realisation (reads bottom)*

me: *points to myself* eh mei you. shi dao dao wo. (eh no. it hit me)
note: for those of you who don't know, i'm born in the year of the cow!

*mom starts laughing for awhile. stands up and walks away. mumbling that she can't stand being around the 2 of us. we're too fast for her!*


+ [A]nGe| @ 18:37

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