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lame jokes
my mom can't stand being around me n daddy sometimes..
take the dinner just now for example: we were having dinner and mommy is very full. she burps. note: italics are translations mom: *burps* wo hen bao ah (i'm so full) dad: ge2 kong1 da3 niu2 ah? (it's an idiom. direct translation: hitting the cow through the air) me: da dao ni ah? (did it hit you?) *me n dad starts laughing with realisation (reads bottom)* me: *points to myself* eh mei you. shi dao dao wo. (eh no. it hit me) note: for those of you who don't know, i'm born in the year of the cow! *mom starts laughing for awhile. stands up and walks away. mumbling that she can't stand being around the 2 of us. we're too fast for her!* + [A]nGe| @ 18:37
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